Lady 1: How's your oldest son doing?
Lady 2: Oh he's doing a lot better now that they have him locked up.
Lady 1: Well, that's good, I guess. And how's Bobby? Where's he at?
Lady 2: Bobby's in Louisville. He's doing all right.
Lady 1: Do you have any grandbabies?
Lady 2: (laughing) Oh, my goodness, yes. Bobby's got ten kids.
Lady 1: TEN kids?!
Lady 2: Ten kids in eight years. He had two girlfriends pregnant, most of the time.
Lady 1: (sputtering)
Lady 2: Oh, he's paying for it now. His child support bill is $800 a month.
The words "moral decay" come to mind.