Blogs and Blogging
Q: How does she get her dusting done when she's always blogging?
A: Oh, she doesn't do any dusting. She claims she has a lame shoulder. Strange how that shoulder doesn't bother her a bit at the keyboard.
Q: What does she do when Important Family Visitors are arriving the next day?
A: She cleans the entire house from top to bottom in 12 hours. Of course, she doesn't start cleaning seriously until 4 p.m., so she doesn't finish cleaning until 4 a.m. And that's just surface cleaning, you know. Heaven help us all if the visitors look under the kitchen sink.
Q: How does she drive to the Nashville Airport the morning after she stays up cleaning until 4 a.m.?
A: That's what caffeine is for.