Thursday, June 01, 2006


Blogs and Blogging

Q: How does she get her dusting done when she's always blogging?

A: Oh, she doesn't do any dusting. She claims she has a lame shoulder. Strange how that shoulder doesn't bother her a bit at the keyboard.

Q: What does she do when Important Family Visitors are arriving the next day?

A: She cleans the entire house from top to bottom in 12 hours. Of course, she doesn't start cleaning seriously until 4 p.m., so she doesn't finish cleaning until 4 a.m. And that's just surface cleaning, you know. Heaven help us all if the visitors look under the kitchen sink.

Q: How does she drive to the Nashville Airport the morning after she stays up cleaning until 4 a.m.?

A: That's what caffeine is for.


Wrkinprogress said...

Ha! Just more proof that you are my kinda woman! lol


Neurotic Mom said...

LOL I thought those were normal for all women hahahahahahaha guess my excuses aren't unique anymore. I need to come up with new ones LOL

Sarabeth said...

That's great.

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